I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
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