i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
you said you heard a baby, so i told you to go feed it. you came back 2 hours later with a pizza and when i asked you where the baby went you pointed to the pizza and puked.
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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