That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
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