just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
Apparently the last thing they remember of me was me stumbing into a bathroom, then falling out 5 minutes later clutching a butter knife repeating "ketamine goes in my face hole"
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
I'm drunk in a field. the chupacobra is going to eat me. if I die serve vodka at my funeral.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
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