are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
Oh and .... you'll love this: my life coach says you writing my online dating profile isn't a horrible idea.
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
He texts me "just to say hi" and then tells me how hard he is and sends me a dick pic. And I'm like, dude, I'm ordering a burrito right now
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
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