i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
Classy. Drunk on alcoholic "energy drink" at work before 8 am on a Tuesday. Between that and hanging out in bars with no pants on, your life is beginning to sound like a Bukowski novel.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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