do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
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