so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
This is how we made chicken soup last night: Whole chicken in a pot of vodka with a box of crackers and some carrots. We should go pro.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
She took all the bottles out of the shower caddy and replaced them with booze. I just made a shower Manhatten. Imma marry this one.
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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