He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
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