he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
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