i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
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