You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
Randomize
