I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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