Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
i just wanna soil my oats bro
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
Im about to embark on a date with someone who shit in my car. How did this become my life?
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
Vodka?
Forever.
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
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