God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
In other news, people don't judge you when you buy a vibrator if you buy a funny birthday card and bag with it. I learned that this weekend.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
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