Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
Turns out the bartender I fucked is the bar owner. WHY THE FUCK DO I PAY FOR HALF MY DRINKS? IS SEX NOT TIP ENOUGH?
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
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