I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
Legitimately sent a work email with "Hey, you kids, get off my lawn" as the subject line.
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
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