It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
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