I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
He just pulled a Spanish chick using google translate!!!! We are at the bar and she speaks zero English. Hes a fucking magician!!!!!!
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
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