I'm on a cruise to the Bahamas and this text message is gunna cost me $10 but I need you to pray on my behalf for the things I'm about to do these 2 girls and what I did last night to a 35 year old mother of 3.
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
You're like the curious george of whores
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
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