Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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