Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
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