This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
Sometimes I think I'm witty and funny, and then I realize it 3pm and I'm drunk
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
Randomize
