I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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