Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
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