I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
I walked into the bathroom and there's this 6'5" cop washing his hands. He looks at me and goes, "Heard you singing outside. Sound real pretty."
No more tequila EVER.
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
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