I'm lost and stupid without you.
she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
We need to feng shui this bitch.
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
Randomize
