Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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