if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
When did we convert life to cartoon?
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
Randomize
