My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
They were out of watermelon smirnoff, so we got you a fifth of 5 o'clock and an actual watermelon.
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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