i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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