NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
I can't put those talents on a resume
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
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