"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
I yelled at the cab driver to slow down because my unborn children live here, and pointed to my uterus. I think my message was lost in translation though because he immediately offered me his card...
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
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