The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
What??! Dude I'm not having you barging in at like 2 am smelling of cigarettes and disappointment to sleep on my couch and then have an awkward morning with my wife while I'm at work.
Touché sir
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
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