What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
you scanned your fake to get into the dorm last night and when the lady told you it was the wrong card you looked at her and said this is who i am thursday night
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
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