I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
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