chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
you literally stared at me for three minutes and then said "hey this tequila isn't gonna drink itself, boss"
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
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