Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
I want to figure out a way to work "if you suddenly die, I might turn into an extreme hoarders" into my valentines day poem
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
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