i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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