I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
We've been together for 10 months. These next 2 may be a deal breaker. He has not met the summertime version of me that is so hungover today that I cancelled a meeting with my boss right after she sent me an appreciation note saying I have great work ethic. I have her fooled.
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