Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
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