Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
Randomize
