..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
I mean, he’s listed as “Andrew DC Threesome” in my phone. THATS HOW I REMEMBER HIM! How is that not the start of a fairytale?
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