Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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