I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
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