Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
Randomize
