I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
You yelled at me about a fork.
You probably deserved it, I'm very territorial about my cutlery.
my grocery cart consisted of hershey bars, sour patch kids, starbursts, mayo, 4 frozen pizzas, 4 lunchables, and chips. clearly, i can't do this on my own.
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