If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
He tried to kiss me in the middle of hooking up... it was a deal breaker. I got off him and left.
So making out with chicks at the bar is fine and dandy, but your booty call can't kiss you? You have the strangest fucking rules...
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
Did you finish that presentation yet?
No but don’t worry about it. I do my best work in the middle of the night. I’m like a hamster.
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