YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
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