That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
Thanks for stealing lime trees for me at 4:00 am. We're well on our way to having sustainable supplies for mojitos this summer.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
She even gives head with a lisp.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
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