She went from zero to smokin in five shots
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
Lost my pants last night. Really need to stop taking shots of whiskey like I'm eating skittles.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
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