I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
Last time i carry you out of a forest
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
I've decided it's okay if I take a pregnancy test every month. Then I can be like, "Good job, self, way to not procreate this month!"
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