I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
No more Irish car bombs ever.
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
you spent the rest of the night making a recipe for mixed drink called "the new years bowel remover". it has 13 parts but judging from the bold all caps, the boiled avocado is the most important
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
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