What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
She's trying to sext her husband for the first time. I'm feeding her lines. It is 3 am and I am playing Cyrano for my wasted big sister TELL ME I AM NOT THE BEST SISTER IN LAW ON THE PLANET.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
FACT: You were laying down on top the bar letting randoms do bodyshots off you until someone told theyre friend "its time to roll, i wanna hit another bar" and you literally rolled your self right off the bar. have fun explaining your bruises tomorrow
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
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