I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
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